Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
theheartmaid:

lunariacrossing:

chewwycrossing:

peppercrossin:

i walked into static’s house late one night and
am i interrupting something private

yea man they were playing hopscotch rude for u to barge in unannounced

that hopscotch ends right in the bed that is suave as heck

ways to spice up your sex life

theheartmaid:

lunariacrossing:

chewwycrossing:

peppercrossin:

i walked into static’s house late one night and

am i interrupting something private

yea man they were playing hopscotch rude for u to barge in unannounced

that hopscotch ends right in the bed that is suave as heck

ways to spice up your sex life

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous asked
Posted 20 hours ago

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Posted 21 hours ago
cloudgurl:

acidhippie:

Do people really think it’s a coincidence that so many flowers’ petals resemble women’s vaginas


bc we are flowers actually

cloudgurl:

acidhippie:

Do people really think it’s a coincidence that so many flowers’ petals resemble women’s vaginas

bc we are flowers actually

(Source: uglycamp)

Posted 1 day ago

misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear
Posted 1 day ago

kohakuchan:

I’m pretty sure the Final Fantasy fanfare is playing right now~

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago